Infographic: The Rationalization Hamster


The Female Rationalization Hamster is the cause of poor female decision making in relationships

The Female Rationalization Hamster is a term that frequently comes up in Red Pill discussion. This infographic explains how causality gets reversed thanks to the effects of the hamster.

Urban dictionary provides an excellent explanation of what the hamster does.

The rationalization hamster is a legendary creature dwelling deep in the minds of the self-delusional, and is particularly common among young liberal women. From birth, the rationalization hamster enters a symbiotic relation with its host, whereby whenever the host feels a craving to do something completely insane and malicious that will have horrible consequences for everyone in the long run, the rationalization hamster will jump on its wheel and run really, really fast, getting the magical hamster wheel to spin out a long sheet of paper full of neat rationalizations for the ultimately devastating action.

Rationalization hamsters are thought to be a key component in producing liberal scholarly works, particularly those of feminism. Young, liberated women often rely on it to explain their attraction to the asshole who is going to pump and dump them, as well as their contempt for the nice guy who, unaware of the hamster within, strives fruitlessly to gain their true love. Older, liberated women also rely on it for dumping their husbands and using the resulting child support money on jewelry, cars and/or crack.

The concept helps explain why women are consistently attracted to men who mistreat them, layabout vagabonds, or sociopathic narcissists. Of course, nobody believes a real hamster lives in the minds of women, although it does provide for a fantastic metaphor.

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  • FunkSoulBrother

    BROTHERS! Recommended reading if you missed them the first time: Atlas Shrugged (for fun, seriously) and Thick Face, Black Heart (for your mental health and success). Ciao.


  • charlessledge001

    This is one of the top ten concepts of the red pill that is so essential to understand. This is something that used to drive me (and I’m sure tons of other men crazy) watching women do thing that were so clearly not good for them yet no amount of persuading will stop her. Now that I’m on the other side of the fence it’s amusing. Watching women be attracted to me despite all their beta orbiters and such telling them how “bad” or whatever I am (thanks btw) only to end up throwing up their hands when she is inevitably into me. Unapologetic masculinity and dominance draws women to you like bees to honey. Doesn’t matter if their strong empowered women (TM), single “independent” moms, or any other factor of womanhood. The hamster allows them to rationalize biology trumping society which allows me to be me (an unrepentant man) and them to screw/love me while still maintaining they are Feminists/good (insert religion here) girls or whatever. Despite all their hemming and hawing man cannot undo the biological constructs that God/nature (or whatever your fetish is) put into place. And I thank God for that. (you can thank whoever you wish).


    • Relampago Furioso

      I have a full article on the hamster coming up Monday. It’s an interesting topic, and yes it really is quite amazing to watch women hamster rationalize every piss poor decision they make.


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