The Frivorce Court Lottery Strikes Again: Godfather Actor Must Pay $8,000 a Month to Ex
At this humble outpost for men, it’s often said that marriage is just legalized prostitution. Here’s how it works. Women expect to be paid for services rendered, i.e. use of the Golden Vagina whether it’s a prostitute turning tricks on the street corner or an ex-wife who goes through the dissimulation of marriage before calling her lawyer and cashing in on the divorce court lottery.
Every woman has her price.
Unfortunately for legendary Godfather actor James Caan, the price for his ex-battleaxe is going to be extremely steep when her lawyers and the vagina-worshipping, lawyer ruled court system get done with him. The Daily Mail reports:
James will be responsible for paying Linda $5,000 a month until she remarries or one of them passes away.
I wouldn’t give you $5,000 to hit every hole this woman has got and have her serve me breakfast in bed the morning after. As a man who has been living quite happily on $500 a month abroad, I can promise you I hit better quality ass than this broad every day of the week. I guarantee the twenty-something foreign hotties I deal with are much more pleasant to be around than this high-maintenance granny, too.
What makes this case even more disgraceful is that this legendary actor is being forced to do work in bad movies, tarnishing his legacy in order to keep up with the payments that resulted from his court-ordered indentured servitude. The gynocentric media didn’t like Caan saying anything about his legacy being threatened. Check out the snippy tone in The Daily Mail:
Perhaps the most striking claim in the documents is that Caan feels the money issues are forcing him to take sub-par roles in order to keep up financially.
Ooooh, I guess he really stepped out of line, there. See, you have to smile as you’re being divorce raped.
By the way, what ever happened to the Don’t Need a Man™ mantra of feminists? It seems they DO need men, at least when time comes to settle up for sexual services rendered at the end of a relationship or marriage. Well, they need his finances.
Evidence is mounting women never actually love men as much as they love male social status, financial status, and power, as detailed in a previous TNMM article on the subject: Can a Woman Love a Man?
The Frivorce Court Lottery
So just how much in total will Caan’s post-expiration date granny be winning from the Frivorce Court Lottery when he is turned upside down and shaken by the court system?
The 76-year-old Godfather actor reportedly must pay $400,000 in retroactive spousal support and child support, a sum which will also cover their joint assets. In addition, the Hollywood legend will pay $3,124 per month in child support until son Jacob, 18, finishes high school next year.
What makes the excesses of this system worse is the fact a man must continue to make payments even if he becomes disabled or is unable to maintain his income. Now we know at least one plausible explanation as to why legendary actor Robin Williams offed himself after being cleaned out and enslaved by the same farce.
As reported by The Washington Times in a separate article on such abuses of the court system, those of the same type as the Caan case:
Alimony reform is sought in many states because it can result in grotesque financial abuses: Hefty payments can be ordered for life — even if a marriage was brief — and can be hard to change or terminate even when the payer loses a job, falls ill or reaches retirement age and end of a salary.
Shakespeare must have written “Kill all the lawyers!” for a reason. The family law book has been extensively expanded in the last 50 years, in a way that benefits women and lawyers and filches men.
Family law has been intentionally grown into a lengthy, complex process that forces divorcing couples to hire experts to get them through it — and this has given rise to a lucrative, $50 billion-a-year industry.
So, what does Caan get to keep? It’s definitely not his dignity or testicles. As reported by gossip rag TMZ:
He gets to walk away with most of his fine art pieces… some worth tens of thousands of dollars a piece. He’ll even get to keep his prized horse. Head intact.
Still want to get married someday?
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