Anglo Chicks Have Officially Lost It: English Woman to Marry Chandelier

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An English woman plans to marry a chandelier

How deep can the smoldering crater once known as Anglo culture go? We’re finding out as the hole plunges deeper each day. Check out this latest dropped shoe from Breitbart. An English woman is hopelessly in love with a chandelier she calls Lumiere:

A woman has become “engaged” to her favorite chandelier. 33-year-old Amanda Liberty from Leeds, England, reportedly proposed to the chandelier on Valentine’s Day, however she will be “continuing an open relationship with the rest of her collection of 25 chandeliers,” according to Inside Edition.

Granted, Amanda is a homely and porcine individual. And Anglo women are conssumate materialists. But maybe with a gym membership, a makeover, some counseling, and a purging of feminist doctrine from her mind she could land a real, flesh and blood man.

But, wait. Amanda doesn’t swing that way. It seems this will be a lesbian engagement:

“I couldn’t stop thinking about her and how beautiful she was — she has such a beautiful shape, and I could feel really amazing energy coming from her,” she proclaimed. “Although I knew it would be tricky to get her home, I knew I needed to find a way to make her mine.”

Wow.

Breitbart reader Vail Bilby offered up this criticism of the engagement in the comments section:

That’s not right — Lumiere could not consent and therefore cannot be “married.” Free Lumiere! And get this individual to a psychiatrist — pronto.

Make no mistake, the reason this story came out in on Inside Edition was to continue the agenda of making a mockery out of marriage. Learn to read between the lines and don’t take stories that come out in the media at face value. There’s an agenda behind every story you see.

Women, unless kept under strict control by men and society, inevitably are destroyers of worlds. And their own lives. What further illustration does one need of their insanity?

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5 comments

  • The Angry Outernationalist

    Are they going to play Blondie’s “Heart of Glass” at the reception? 🙂

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  • I hate to ask, but, how does she fuck it. I mean, like, uh, upside down, sideways, does she have to take it down, does she lovingly clean it afterward?
    What about, uh, babies? Or, abortion?
    Sorry, those are probably tough questions!
    Never mind. Sorry I asked.
    Sorry I tuned in.
    Is their any safe space left for a sane individual?

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  • Why do these LOONY TUNES get this kind of attention?!

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  • Vail Bilby offered up this criticism of the engagement in the comments section:

    That’s not right — Lumiere could not consent and therefore cannot be “married.” Free Lumiere! And get this individual to a psychiatrist — pronto.

    Is this not the very language (good job VB .. High Five) that the Fem-cunts use regarding the new “sex dolls”?

    He is using my favorite technique on th wimminz ™.

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  • Red Pill Brotherhood

    This is simple: That chandelier is the only thing that doesn’t RUN when she shows interest. Too bad it can’t.

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