The Adventures of RF: The Girl That Chased After Me on a Four-Wheeler


Being chased down the road by a hot black girl on a four-wheeler beats what I could have been doing today – licking the boot and preparing for another fake news installment

I had an interesting encounter with a sexy girl today.

It all started when I was out riding around on my motorcycle at one of the pristine beaches here on the Samaná Peninsula. There were fewer scantily clad women than usual taking dips in the Maui blue water, but I was in the mood for some love after throwing down a few Presidentes.

I looked around to see if I could find a hot one chat up. No such luck. So, I messaged one of my regular FWBs on Whatsapp and set something up with her.

On my way to meet up with her at the hotel (my FWB has a boyfriend – bitches are never loyal, we’ve discussed that before) I passed a hot, very dark skinned girl riding a four wheeler. She was still wet and had obviously just been at the beach. Somehow, I missed her. After waiting around at the beach for a looker like her to show up for so long, as luck would have it I met someone blowing kisses at me as I drove by on my way to hook up with another chick.

I flirted back with this sexy morena as I passed her. I thought that was that as I sped on by, arriving at an Alto (Stop) sign way before she did along the palm-lined road. But, I noticed through my rearview mirror she had sped up. I decided to wait until she caught up with me, as this would likely turn into something good. As she arrived, and I got a better look at her I noticed she had obviously been drinking quite a bit. She began to tell me how hot I was and that she wanted to jump my bones.

What a conundrum.

I whip out my phone, tell my FWB to stay home, and end up running off to the closet hotel with this sexy black girl who immediately proceeded to climb on top of me and give me absolute hell in bed. It wasn’t long before I felt that familiar feeling – when a girl climaxes – and the intercourse starts feeling really good.

She then told me to jump on top and get my nut. It was some of the best sex I’ve had in a while. And that’s saying a lot because I go through more women than most men go through changes of underwear. After it was all said and done, I followed her back to her house (to find out where she lived so I could come back for seconds sometime) and we exchanged numbers.

I wrote all that to write this: This is what I live for. The excitement and variety of life and exciting, sexy women I never, ever had back in the States. I mean, who would expect on something exciting like that to happen on an average day? A hot black girl chasing you down on a four-wheeler just so she can fuck your brains out? Meanwhile, American women are busy deifying themselves in a cloud of #MeToo “My pussy is too good for you!” cuntery directed at men. But, I’m enjoying happenings like this abroad.

How’s that for juxtaposition?

This memorable tryst was a very nice way to close out my last few weeks here on this tropical island before returning to the States for another work cycle soon. It’s nice to know possibilities like this still exist, and there are truly sexually liberated cultures in the world. (Not the pretend sexual liberation of the Anglo American variety.)

I always felt like something was wrong when I was back home. Being deprived of moments like these in the matrix only to enjoy a smörgåsbord every time I leave proves my instincts were right. Relations between the sexes suck (and not in a good way) back home. Am I glad I left! I so thoroughly appreciate every experience like this I get to enjoy. I’ll remember many of these hookups into my old age.

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  • Whatsapp is owned by facebook. They paid 19 billion for it in 2014. As a smart man once said: “In short, stop giving this little twit and his company so much power.”


  • Pope Francis blames men who pay for pussy.

    “The 81-year-old pontiff described men who frequent prostitutes as criminals with a “sick mentality” who think women exist to be exploited.”


    • Relampago Furioso

      I’d respond that women who “marry up” or frivorce or change boyfriends when his money runs out (i.e. all of them) have a “sick mentality” who think men exist to be financially exploited.


    • fuzziewuzziebear

      At 81, the Pope should know that prostitution is not a new concept. It looks like he has handed the Church over to gynocentrism.


  • RF: Pussy pass is real. This woman murdered a man and got away with it.


  • fuzziewuzziebear

    Glad you were able to have some fun overseas. Part of it may be that feminism has not made them go wild with hypergamy and fostered so much hate for men. This is not going to end well for women in America. A large percentage are going to find out what it is like to be involuntarily celibate for decades. This is something that women have never experienced in recorded history and. likely, for all of prehistory. They will try to find a way to blame all this on men, but by then, everyone will be tired of their excuses.


  • The Angry Outernationalist

    When I first read this, I thought by “four-wheeler” you were referring to a regular car and that you were back to driving a heavy goods vehicle …

    Pity, I was hoping for that angle where it’s Sally Field on her own in the Pontiac Trans-Am and she was chasing you in it. 🙂


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