John Cena Made Girlfriend Sign 75-Page Contract Before Moving In


Take note: John Cena protected his assets by making his live-in girlfriend sign a 75-page contract

In this day and age, a man can never take too many precautions when it comes to dealing with predatory females who are considered divine creatures and eternal victims by the court system. Especially, a woman who has been assimilated to the prevailing Anglobitch culture in a nation reeling from third-wave feminism.

WWE star John Cena is reported to have made his girlfriend Nikki Bella sign a 75-page contract before moving in. Of course, the mainstream press is chiding Cena’s decision to financially and legally protect himself from the well-known flightiness of women now that the two have split and she can’t frivorce rape him or receive other compensation. (If you read TNMM or other manosphere writers you know well women always want to be paid for sex, whether turning tricks on the corner or manipulating their way into marriage.)

Nikki complained about Cena’s decision to a sympathetic mainstream press before she moved in. All that’s missing from Nikki’s interview is a handkerchief and “My Heart Bleeds for Thee” playing on the violin. Fox News reports:

“I just don’t understand it. I just don’t know what to feel. I’m so confused,” Nikki said, according to People. “It kind of makes me second-guess where John and I stand in our relationship. I love John but maybe he knows that he doesn’t want to be with me forever?”

“Is that all I’m ever going to be in [John’s] heart, is a guest? Am I ever going to have that permanent spot in the rest of [his] life?” she said after seeing the contract.

It seems our boy John knows what users women are, and how feckless they can be when it comes to their relationships with men. And, how money hungry they become once a breakup happens. John’s mistrust of Nikki was prudent.

The contract stated Nikki Bella — who announced her split with Cena this week — would have to vacate the home immediately if the WWE stars broke up.

Knowing how unreliable American chicks are, Cena moved to protect his finances and personal property from the wrath of women who think they’re entitled to steal both once they get “tired” or “bored” in a relationshit.

Fox News doesn’t say who broke up with who, but women initiate the vast majority of breakups after they’ve extracted the money, status or resources they want from their male prey or, like a kitten, another shiny object (a higher status male) catches their eyes. Cena defended his decision to protect himself from a vicious legal system and a misandrist culture:

Cena [explained] the agreement was done to protect his finances so he can support his family members.

“You met my family. You think my mom paid for that house herself? She didn’t. My brother lives in that house, they’re expecting a child. My younger brother, he’s got medical problems. I make sure he’s okay. I always tell them, I’m a horrible brother, but I try to be the best provider that I can,” Cena said in 2016. “I just don’t want to ever be in a position where that’s in jeopardy.”

Cena apparently caught on to the predatory female game after a previous divorce.

Cena was previously married to Elizabeth Huberdeau but got divorced in 2012 after three years.

“Having been through that process, here is how I view it. It is like buying a handgun for home defense. It gives you a sense of security, and it gives you a failsafe in case something happens,” Cena said. “And those who buy a handgun for self-defense pray, pray they never have to use it. Without it, it’s a dog fight.”

It’s worse than a dog fight, it’s a suicide mission in Anglo culture. Women can mow a man down like a scythe through fresh spring grass in court.

Take note, men. Letting a woman move in these days is a really bad move, but if you really must have a steady supply of sex and empty female companionship have her sign a contract stating she’s just a house guest before she moves in.

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  • fuzziewuzziebear

    It has been over a week since we have heard from you. Would you write in to tell us that you are not in jail or the hospital?


  • you still alive?


  • bad move Cena you ain’t gone never find another pretty lady like that.


  • Cena x wife Elizabeth Huberdeau claimed Cena was cheating on her The cheating allegations also gave her the right to challenge their prenuptial agreement these prenups are worth the paper their written on.


  • The Angry Outernationalist

    I can’t see why John Cena thought he’d get someone worth marrying eventually out of a trap house slut, but at least he had the sense to protect himself with legal paperwork at the least …

    We still have nine more months or so to see if there’s additional baby drama to come out of this, so this is not the end of this little saga.

    The real point is that John Cena deserves better, and so do most American men.

    Social constructions enforced by the law courts make it possible for all American women to behave like trap house sluts without paying a penalty for that behaviour. But if all you’ve got is fucking trap house sluts, why not do it with a 75 page contract as a court-enforced legal condom?

    The media’s been preaching “safe sex” for generations, but there’s John Cena actually doing it …


    • Well put.

      So far I’ve had 3 extended relationships wherein I gave up nothing when they left.
      But, I am preparing very carefully for the next one as I must expect to be raped.
      My intent is to leave all assets in a business which will implode when she takes it over.
      Then, go start a new business in another country.
      That is even though I expect her to be my last in life you just never really know the mind of a woman.
      Hell, they don’t even know their own mind.


      • The Angry Outernationalist

        It’s a good starting point: anything you’ll have to report on federal and provincial TD1 forms in Canada is probably going to get attacked.

        I don’t know about the current tax situation in Canada, but in the US there are typically four classes of assets that are non-reportable, and they may be held in the US itself or in other countries. If there are similar asset classes in Canadian tax law, I’d figure out how to stash cash in one of those asset classes that’s not on Canadian soil.

        As I recall, holdings in foreign corporations, including investment banking corporations formed to hold assets in friendly legal jurisdictions, are generally not considered to be assets in a protected asset class, both in the US and in Canada, and any income from them you’d have to report on those TD1 forms.

        There’s now probably a much better way for Canadians to shelter cash anyway that someone who’s in the business can help you with — I gave up on having any Canadian assets or money a few years ago when the Canadian government made it abundantly clear that I should fuck off to somewhere else, so I don’t keep up with any further developments in The Maple Leaf State.

        Just remember Warren Zevon — you’ll need lawyers, guns, and money …


    • I was planning to give up Citizenship in Canada when that time came. The Fascist winds are blowing here and the setup for a Canadian Spring is almost ready.
      Thought maybe I would move to a more free country like Cuba or Russia.


  • Id love to see him choke slam that bitch(in the ring cough cough)


    • Now, now, boys don’t hit girls!
      Except in very specific situations; like assault or financial rape.
      It is always preferable to just call her a whore in public. Like a very big, very crowded restaurant which has a whole bunch of her friends present.
      They do like to empathize with each other.


  • Remember the saying about no such thing as bad publicity? This story brings the necessity of the live-in contract to the mainstream, spreads Red Pill and MGTOW, and potentially frees more Men from financial ruin. It’s a win-win.


    • Yes, indeed.
      Though I have been spared financial rape by women in the breakup of 3 relationships I cannot expect the same from the next.
      It will be engineered very carefully to prevent default but also assure her support upon my death.
      This is responsible and should not be neglected on either side of the equation.


  • “It kind of makes me wonder where John and I stand in our relationship.”

    Yeah, sure, babe. She was already starting to hamster her way out of the relationship once she realized there was no jackpot waiting for her. Even a world famous, wealthy, masculine icon known for his physique is essentially not worth anything to a woman. She didn’t love him or need him at all and once the contract was clear, and her future goldmine was negated, she lost interest. She didn’t want his maleness, she wanted the resources. Fair play.

    And I want youthful sexuality. Fair play to me also? This culture allows women a 100% pure pursuit of their personal needs and imperatives while making natural male imperatives LITERALLY illegal. Buh-bye then.

    You just gonna be a better man than John Cena to win a woman’s approval? Good luck. Even he was just a tool to women.

    Why did she need the cash-out option for it be considered a strong, healthy relationship? Laughable transparency.


    • Very true,it seems she never loved Cena, she was with him only for the attention, validation, cash and prizes. Once she realized there was no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow she checked out of the relationship.


  • It’s like buying a handgun…. I’m surprised any celebrity would use that analogy. I’m glad he made it thru without losing his shirt. And it is great he did the contract more for the protection and support of his family than for himself.
    John Cena is a great man.


  • Men are adapting. Avoiding the one sided contract of marriage…and even making our own contracts outside of marriage.

    The women fain ignorance, but they know full well why it’s necessary.

    Good for you Mr. Cena!


  • fuzziewuzziebear

    From what I keep hearing in these parts, prenuptial agreements aren’t worth the paper they ar printed on. Judges throw them out for the thinnest of reasons. Law firms won’t write them anymore. Too many have been sued by clients who tried to exercise them. I think we can see where this is going. Women will not be held to fulfil their end of contracts. Consequently, they will not be offered contracts.

    It is telling that Cena had this written up. It wasn’t because he was going to marry her, it was because she was going to be a live in girlfriend and he still felt that he needed this level of protection.

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    • Brother Fuzzie
      It looks pretty bad.
      I guess I will just have to use my home made aphrodisiac perfume to spike the air and cull the fertile, horny bitches I find attractive; take them to their place and impregnate them; get their phone number and never call them or see them again.
      Sometimes being a man is a hard job, but the women aren’t going to do it.
      Oh, well.


    • Thinking the same thing. Depending on the venue, Courts *do* declare Pre-Nup and similar contracts void depending on the political winds. Esp. true if she did not have her own attorney or the signing was hurried or emotionally forced, e.g. five minutes before a wedding.

      But at least he did have something in writing.

      Of course, his first mistake was letting her move in at all. (She was perhaps Shit-Testing him?) Better to keep separate domiciles *and* do most if not all of the hooking-up at her place.

      (And for that matter, why even limit yourself to a single girlfriend, esp. if you have fame, fortune and power? Why not just roam the candy store instead?)

      Just a thought.


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  • Places were Americans willfully debase themselves:

    Sex dungeons – those exsist here right?

    Churches, because you’re just a sinner saved by grace

    Both charge money. one charges by the session; the other by tithes and offerings, or in the Case of Cathlcism or similar religions, dues!

    One encourages you to bring the whole family!

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  • Yeah fuck off Nikki and fuck off misandrist, pro feminist media…..John Cena was smart and did the right thing


  • What tangled webs we weave.
    He probably won’t be back fucking her anytime soon.
    Oh, baby, I miss you NOT!


  • What is the under over that the court won’t recognize the contract and she gets him for common law marriage? Yeah, I don’t think Mr. Cena was prudent enough. You never ever let slam pieces move in.


    • Remember what happened to Friends start, Matt LeBlanc a few years ago? He had a prenup with his wife, and the judge set it aside. Even though is WIFE said it was fair; even though she said she was fine with it; even though she said she was going to live by what she’d agreed to; the judge set it aside anyway. Mr. LeBlanc got screwed, of course. Moral of the story: no such thing as an ironclad prenup!


  • Great!!!! I never liked Cena as a wrestler, but he seems to be a great man and also very smart, good for him.


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