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Two Easy Ways to Raise Your Notch Count Using Social Media


Cultivate an aura of intrigue and excitement to lure women online

Most guys are totally invisible to women. This is especially true on social media, as women quickly become desensitized to digitized male preening for female attention. It doesn’t help that the average American guys today are boring corporate drones who have invested their entire lives into GloboWorldCorp jobs and cultivated personas as PC nice guys.

Knowing this, there are two simple ways to raise your profile (and your notch count) whether you wish to network your way into some snatch using Zuckerberg’s Ghetto or a dating app. To see what direction to head in, let’s take a look at two quotes from the timeless classic The Predatory Female by Rev. Lawrence Shannon. First up, the cobra metaphor:

Q. Beyond herself and her status with other women, does anything else pique her interest?

A. Yes, any combination of money, romance, and excitement. The scent of these accommodations will have her rising like a cobra in a wicker basket. The provider of such diversions occupies center stage in her life, but his identity is unimportant to her, and it’s a temporary position. Nobody can amuse her forever. All pied pipers eventually fade into the past.

And second, the “heroes aren’t Beta Bucks guys” lesson:

How would Superman, The Lone Ranger, James Bond, or even Jesus Christ have come off as a married man? The answer is: terrible. Married men are hard to sell as heroes. A picture of James Bond trying to placate a shrieking wife while she threatens to have his wages garnished doesn’t fit the hero image. A married man is a cornered man. He is a man who has lost something, and this makes it hard for him to be the classic, free thinking, and independent hero.

Good stuff, eh?

So, using this knowledge, here’s how you can garner some almost immediate attention online and some panty dropping offline.

First, as an enlightened man, you should be traveling often and having adventures because it suits you, not some bitch. New and novel destinations and experiences that are photogenic work best. Personally, I enjoy posting photos of me with landmarks (like the Space Needle or the Big Buddha) on social media. After about half a dozen such photos women literally start coming to me. They want to “get to know me” or “catch up on old times” whereas before I posted such photos I could have been on fire in the street and they wouldn’t have noticed. I am most often approached by women who have never spoken to me in the past or who have ignored me for 10 or 20 years.

Showcase your own exciting lifestyle. The Cobra will indeed rise from the wicker basket, and will dance to your tune as long as she senses excitement, risk, and/or danger. Just don’t let her get close enough to you emotionally or financially to sink her fangs into you.

Second, cultivate an image as an independent, freethinking, freewheeling man. Post memes and jokes that push PC boundaries and transform you into a likeable asshole. Don’t get bogged down with relationshits. I personally like echoing Jerry Seinfeld on his eponymous sitcom, in which he quipped about having a different girlfriend every week. I post pictures of me with different hotties (usually ones that I’ve banged) ever so often just to keep the intrigue flowing. Women love a man who’s in demand and who gets a lot of ass, no matter what they say. (Always remember – watch what women do, never listen to what they say!)

If you master both these methods well enough, getting lays will become as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. Yes, women really are that superficial and shallow. Rather than complaining about that fact, the PUA can exploit it to his advantage.

Pump and dump, my friends. Pump and dump.

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Today’s Unhappy Women Still Haven’t Figured Out Feminism Exploits Them


“Empowered” women still don’t see the storm cloud of feminism pissing on their parades

The bitchy, bloated, bags of fat known as American women skulking about the landscape still haven’t figured out what the true cause is of their collective malaise. But their unhappiness in their new roles as wannabe men post-feminism is palpable. You can see it virtually everywhere you go. Establishment news outlet The Guardian brought up the very interesting topic of increasing unhappiness in “empowered” women in a recent article.

Since the 1970s, women in the US and Europe have reported feeling less satisfied with their lives.

Quelle surprise! Women are unhappy denying their feminine and maternal instincts despite now having both female privilege and rights. Speaking of female privilege…

Women are outliving men in every country in the world, despite facing higher levels of poverty than men, greater odds of encountering sexual violence and many additional, diverse forms of discrimination.

Note the spin. Women are always the victims, and men always the oppressors is the tired old narrative from Anglo media. Never mind the fact men don’t live as long as women do because males are expected to work in often dangerous and stressful jobs, and are considered expendable drones for the military-industrial complex while women take jobs that let them wear nice clothes.

No, women are the true victims. Not the men who have to cut the trees to build the McMansions women crave and the soldiers who have to go into combat and risk having their heads blown off.

Another hole in this “poor, pitiful women” scribe is this: women are poorer than men because they don’t spend as much of their lives working as men do, and statistically go into professions that make them feeeeeeel good rather than ones that actually make money. Oh, and spare us the tired “discrimination” narrative in a culture that is rife with misandry.

In any case, the establishment press is miffed as to why their magic plan to completely reinvent the sexes and traditional sex roles isn’t working out:

But while women are living longer, it’s unclear whether their wellbeing is showing comparable strides. As women gain political, economic and social freedoms, one would expect that they should feel even more contented relative to men. But this isn’t so.

Women were happier when they were barefoot and pregnant, and not empowered. This claim is not hyperbole. It’s a statistical fact. Here come the eggheads to prove our point:

Economists Betsy Stevenson and Justin Wolfers discovered that American women rated their overall life satisfaction higher than men in the 1970s. Thereafter, women’s happiness scores decreased while men’s scores stayed roughly stable. By the 1990s, women were less happy than men. This relative unhappiness softened after the turn of the century, but men continue to enjoy a higher sense of subjective wellbeing that is at least as high — if not higher — than women’s.

Perhaps men are happier because the smart ones haven’t been carrying around bitches’ baggage since women shafted themselves and decided being a slave to a boss was better than having a “nasty” family to take care of.

As a side note, I recently gave an eyewitness account of watching white girls miserable at their jobs. I thoroughly enjoyed watching them trudge through their menial jobs in total ignorance of the fact women got shafted big by feminism. They think they’ve accomplished something by spending the best years of their lives slaving for the mirage corporate media has shoehorned into their minds. They haven’t.

The truth of the matter is feminism didn’t “empower” them as much as it turned them into additional slaves to help grow fiduciary crops on the corporate-government tax farm. Of course, The Guardian performs astonishing mental gymnastics to once again blame men for women’s unhappiness. Here comes the boilerplate narrative:

Evidence supports the idea that women’s rights and roles in the home in the US and Europe have not moved in step with changes in the workplace. Therefore, because women with jobs often do most of the chores and childcare, they shoulder a dual burden that cuts into their sleep and fun.

What hilarity! Who would have ever thought women turning themselves into wannabe men (i.e. laborers who have to answer to an asshole of a boss day in and day out) would cut into their sleep and fun? Furthermore, today’s women do most of the chores and childcare because they dispose of men as quickly as they dispose of used tampons on the modern merry-go-round relationship ride. Daddy is too busy slaving to earn child support money to come over and do laundry and cook dinner for the bitch that kicked him to the curb.

The takeaway message from The Guardian’s article is the fact Anglo culture still has those damned blinders on when it comes to women. At least the issue of feminism not making women happy is getting brought up. It’s the explanation for why they’re unhappy that fogs the mind.

The elephant in the room that none of them see is feminism, in reality, exploits women rather than empowers them. Will women ever figure it out?

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Never Forget: Rumsfeld Said $2.3 Trillion Was Missing the Day Before 9/11


Donald Rumsfeld announced $2.3 trillion was missing from the Defense Department the day before 9/11

The day before the generation-long march to abject tyranny began in earnest in America, Neoconservative Donald Rumsfeld, who specialized in deceiving the American public for over 30 years in administrations spanning Ford to Bush (his lies and fantasies revealed in Adam Curtis’ documentary The Power of Nightmares) dropped a bombshell. The American government had “misplaced” $2.3 trillion dollars.


You can watch the lamestream media story about the incident, filed by CBS News no less, here. Not long after Rummy’s announcement, World Trade Center towers 1 and 2 came crumbling down in New York, as did WTC 7 which was never hit by an aircraft and had minor fires burning inside it. No steel skyscraper has ever collapsed from fire before or since, even after such buildings have been consumed by flames from top to bottom. Moreover, engineers designed WTC 1 and 2 to withstand impacts from aircraft larger than the 757s that impacted them. But that day, history was made three times as all three fell.

Even worse, the accounting offices at the Pentagon were destroyed by a 757 that (initially) left a curiously tiny hole in the side of the building, with pilot Hani Hanjour (described by his instructors as a terrible pilot who couldn’t fly a Cessna) performing acrobatics veteran pilots can’t perform with this type of aircraft. Evidence of where the money went disappeared, and the story was forgotten as the Osama Bin Laden narrative began its long arc before the world’s worst enemy died under mysterious circumstances, then was quickly buried at sea. A body or even credible photographic evidence of Bin Laden’s death was never produced, and the Navy Seal team that killed Bin Laden soon wound up dead themselves. Victims of an unfortunate “accident” flying over the poppy fields of Afghanistan.

At least, that’s what your government expects you to believe. They’re self-described angels among us, as honest as truth itself and as pure as the snows in winter, and that $2.3 trillion was spent on noble causes. But aww shucks, they just can’t account for it. To illustrate the government’s stunning hypocrisy, if you short the government $50 on your tax return the IRS will be all over you like stink on shit. However, they can lose trillions and sweep the incident under the rug.

Here’s an alternative view.

Dropping a bombshell like this, the announcement that trillions were missing from the defense budget is what’s known in the PR business as a “news dump” or a clever, calculated, Machiavellian revelation of a potentially devastating news story just before an even bigger event comes along to eclipse coverage of the first story. In this case, 9/11 eclipsed the story of the American government “losing” such an enormous sum of money. It’s almost as if Rumsfeld knew an even bigger story was on the way the next day, as he made the announcement to the press September 10, 2001. Maybe he’s got ESP.

Surely, it’s all just one big coincidence. We know how honest the American government is. And the unending assault on the Bill of Rights, privacy, and personal liberty that picked up steam based on the pretext of 9/11 and the terr, terr, terr, (terror, terror, terror) narrative was also just a big coincidence. They have to turn us into slaves to protect us. And if you’ll buy that, I’ve got some ocean front property in Arizona. Cheap!

This is what we need to remember every September 11th. That our government could have attacked its own citizens that day in order to bring about the changes necessary to roll out the New World Order currently engulfing this once free society.

Could the truth of the matter be the U.S. fought the Cold War just so it could be the first to institute worldwide Socialism rather than its former rival the USSR? It sure seems that way from this vantage point. One main problems of Soviet-era Socialism was the fact no bureaucracy could plan production well enough to keep the economy of the nation running efficiently. But, in the computer age, that hurdle is now arguably surpassed. And thus, the USA re-brands itself the USSA, and institutes worldwide Socialism in sections. Freedom dies of a thousand tiny cuts.

Looking back, 9/11 was the crucial event that enabled the American government to make the power grabs it has, stripping personal freedom, liberty, and choice, as it shifts to a collectivist model. That model is now being rolled out month by month and year by year.

What’s most amazing is that the public never figured this alternative version of events out on their own. Truly, the Christian metaphor of the public being comprised of sheep plays out before our eyes once again. Unfortunately, in this day and age the wolves are not only cunning and evil, they’re virtually omnipotent thanks to the power of the atom and the computer chip.

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The Wild Man: Women Love Men They Can’t Control


Women are drawn to the man they can’t control

An Alpha or Sigma never lets himself be totally manipulated and controlled by pussycat. The men that really stir women’s juices are the ones they can’t control. Women are not only drawn to men who flout society’s conventions, they will make it their mission in life to get to know such a man. And of course, try to tame him by putting those vagina lips over his head, suffocating this critical thinking capability and using his productivity for their own ends.

The Wild Man phenomenon is, in part, why criminals now average 3.0 children per lifetime in a suicidal culture in which the birth rate among whites is about 1.7 children per lifetime. (Blacks and Asians don’t fare much better in Anglo culture, as they’re also below the replacement level of 2.1 children.) Women love assholes who don’t cow before other men, and who aren’t scared to take risks. These are the men they breed with.

Case in point: The remarkable turn in my own affairs since I took off my business suit, quit my soul-sucking GloboWorldCorp job and became a digital vagabond and road warrior. Women I literally haven’t talked to in 20 years, that paid me no attention whatsoever in high school, have started looking me up out of the blue to see what I’m into. Of course, I don’t want their expired goods as I regularly date women almost half my age, but it’s something remarkable to witness. I was totally invisible to these women when I studied hard and followed the rules in my youth.

The don’t give a fuck is, indeed, strong in me since I wasted half a lifetime playing the system’s game only to ultimately figure out the only way to win is not to play. But these chicks just can’t get enough of the trips I take, the pictures I post of me on social media with a different woman every time I turn around, and the fact I only work half the time then spend the rest of the time smoking cigars drinking wine, carousing around with Latinas and Asians, and lounging on beautiful beaches.

And that’s what women are most attracted to. A man who says and does what he wants. An increasingly difficult feat to pull off in this era of micromanagement of male behavior, debasement of male earning capability by a Socialist state, and downright assaults on male biology with estrogen laced food. (Is that the real reason soy is in everything?)

So, the key to both being personally happy and plundering an endless supply of poon is to developing a life that is based on your wants and your dreams as a man. Following the prescriptions of the system will only lead to disaster, as one of my former colleagues illustrated the other day when he let his wife throw out a recliner he had since our college days. He was emotional about losing it, and it did look like a big, comfy recliner in the photos he posted on social media. But, like most men he cowed to the power of pussy and let her do what she wanted. I would have told that cunt where to get off. His testicles are now locked safely in her purse.

Women don’t respect nor do they get all hot and bothered about men who follow orders and become regular old Beta drones in black and white monotone. No, they crave the men who live life in brilliant, eye-popping color. The rulebreakers. The vagabonds. The layabouts. The men who give the finger to the entire ruse, the tissue of lies, lies, lies, foisted upon them by society since their youth. Perhaps that is the ultimate test of a man. Will he dedicate his entire life to being exploited by others, and be thankful for the opportunity? Or will he go create his own sandbox to play in?

The irony is the more a man sees what women are all about, the less he cares about them. I used to pedestalize women and go months (or in one case, years) between relationshits and lays. Now, I pedestalize myself and women can’t get enough of me.

Use my experience to enhance your own life, and your own chances with women. The rulebreaking asshole always goes farther, and has more legs ready to spread for him than an office bitch following orders and trying to swim the murky waters of debt slavery, McMansion payments, and all the other accoutrement of modern life designed to tame men.

Don’t fall for it. Be the wild man. Not the tame man.

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American Stasi: A Nation That Doesn’t Trust Its Citizens Is Not Free


Surveillance cameras are appearing even along rural stretches of Interstate

If you’ve cruised America’s Interstates recently, you might have noticed surveillance cameras are going up everywhere – even in remote stretches of states like Wyoming. The proliferation of mass surveillance in the United States and England, making the Stasi of Nazi times look like child’s play, is already of epic proportions. Things will only get worse in the years ahead as the people who really run the world (hint: it’s not our so-called representatives) press to micromanage every detail of people’s lives.

It goes without saying, nations that don’t trust their citizens aren’t free nations. Nations that don’t trust their citizens also have nefarious aims, as history repeatedly shows.

While the corporate controlled media keeps the sheeple distracted with bread, circuses, scandals, and faux apocalyptic headlines, the noose is being tightened around the throat of a once free nation. The stated purpose of the nationwide surveillance cameras, at least for now, is they’re for for “watching traffic flow” and “alerting emergency personnel to accidents” and other flowery PR pleasantries. But the reality is the long-term goals of these cameras will be to ticket drivers electronically and to monitor everything everyone does from the time they wake up, until the time they drive to work, until the time they go to bed.

What do advocates of personal freedom say? Let’s look to one long-standing institution for an answer. Even a stopped watch is right twice a day. The ACLU is often a stopped watch, but they definitely know the time of day on this issue. Mass surveillance could easily become a tool of institutional abuse of civil rights and an assault on personal liberty:

Sometimes, bad policies are set at the top, and an entire law enforcement agency is turned toward abusive ends. That is especially prone to happen in periods of social turmoil and intense conflict over government policies.

Already, there’s been debate about red light cameras. But throwing up cameras along every mile of American Interstate shows us the American government seeks to strip its citizens of what’s left of their privacy, freedom of movement, and personal liberty. You’re free, as long as you do everything the State tells you to do, exactly how they say to do it. The Watchdog blog has already reported on the dangers of surveillance cameras invading every sector of public space:

It’s a slippery slope, American Civil Liberties Union of Washington spokesman Doug Honig said. The idea was these cameras should not become general surveillance systems for law enforcement, and now that’s the general direction they’re moving in. It’s known as mission creep.

This was, of course, planned since the days of George Orwell. He tried to warn us with his prophetic novel 1984. While he didn’t get the year exactly right, he got just about everything else right about the modern dystopia enveloping us today.

Ronald Reagan once famously said, “Mr. Gorbechev, tear down this wall.” We would demand of to our oppressive government, “Those of you in the American Stasi, tear down these cameras.”

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