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Saving the World from Global Warming on a 450-Ft Yacht


Barack Insane Obama snaps a photo of Michelle on a yacht that probably runs on dirty fossil fuels and not banana peels

Do as I say, not as I do. That’s the mantra of uber-leftists who hypocritically enjoy spending quality time on big, polluting yachts but think you need to do more to save the environment like paying taxes on the air you breathe and downsizing to a smaller, more fuel efficient, shitbox of a car.

No surprise when one mentions hypocrisy they find the thin, smoking man, the (some say) ambiguously gay Barack Obama and his beard Michelle snapping a photo, no doubt showing their asses to their frenemies living life in the lap of luxury while claiming to be one with the poor and downtrodden of ‘Murica.

Don’t you dare think of flying around the world, spewing all that carbon into the air just to have a once in a lifetime vacation you’ll never forget. Get back to work on that cubicle farm! Let us take the vacation for you. We are your social betters, dammit!

Did they get called out for being a bunch of hypocrites for bellowing about global warming and natural resources and dirty fossil fuels while violating all three of their own premises?

Of course not! They’re specialer than you commoners! Just watch the media swoon rather than pointing out the blantant hypocrisy of people who crow about the environment, wealth disparity and equality prancing around on a boat bigger than many people’s homes – and the tract of land their homes sit on. The lamestream The Mercury News writes:

Hey, isn’t that former president Barack Obama and former FLOTUS Michelle Obama chilling on a yacht in Tahiti this weekend with an uber-elite pack of pals including Oprah Winfrey, Tom Hanks and Bruce Springsteen?

Well, golly be jeez I think it is!

The Obamas sure have a good racket going on, though. Hypocrisy pays big in an America filled with bloated, clueless idiots.

Amid the umbrella-drink-worthy good times, both Obamas are working on books after securing a reported $65 million joint deal.

Let that sink in: $65 million for pablum that will probably be mostly written by a ghost writer. Books that will be soon forgotten after they’re published and the money changes hands.

No word on how much carbon was emitted by the yacht, or if it ran on banana peels and flatulence after cheese burritos were served. Our guess is it ran on diesel fuel, like most yachts. There’s also no word on how much carbon was emitted by the private jets that flew them all to Tahiti, burning a gallon of kerosene/jet fuel every few seconds.

To the ass-kissing media, Oprah had this to say:

I can’t talk about it, I can’t talk about it! What happens on the boat, stays on the boat.

Of course, the weight-fluctuating talk show host made a career off being what a former photographer of mine had a colorful phrase to describe: “She a fake ass!” Don’t think all black people love Oprah. My friend Pam certainly didn’t.

In this author’s opinion, everybody on that boat is a fake ass. I can’t believe millions of people believe in any one of them or their global warming polemic. But why didn’t the world authority on global warming, Leo DeCrapio, join them? Maybe he was out on his own yacht.

Two big, polluting yachts are better than one.

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Here’s a question for girls like her: What if your lifestyle – which demands the production of the toxic chemicals you bought to bleach and burn your hair, requires drilling for the oil needed to make the plastic in that necklace, and needs textile mills to produce those hipster rags you have on are causing the problems on your sign?

Irony. That’s what one might call the most materialistic creature on the planet – whose lifestyle consists of nothing but conspicuous consumption, shopping for shit she doesn’t need, and eating out – holding a sign like this. The statistics of who spends money in the economy will back me up on that statement.

Not pictured: Her Starbucks latte container which she probably just threw in the trash, on its way to the landfill.

An innate talent of the Anglobitch is virtue signaling. Based on totally false premises, of course. Schopenhauer would classify it as yet another display of female dissimulation. Showing us how superior she is, when in fact it is her lifestyle which is creating all the problems on her sign. She probably never stopped to think that she might be the blame for the problem while someone filled her empty head with those messages.

And the gynocentric society in which she lives would never call her out on the carpet to defend her hypocrisy because women are viewed as such superior creatures in the declining Anglo world. Why, it’s those evil men who are doing her bidding, trying to provide her with the things she needs and wants who are to blame.

The Hedonic Treadmill is a pain in the ass. Best to never start running on it.

Somebody please tell these clueless chicks to stop complaining about the environment if their vacuous lifestyles of consumerism are what’s destroying the world. Stop keeping up with the Joneses if you truly want to save the world, bitches.

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The Cuckservative Glorification of Corporatism and Oligarchy


Adam Smith would be mortified at how corporations own every important avenue of the economy

Cuckservatives glorify corporatism with almost as much cuckolded deference as they do the womyns who enslave and mock them. Saiga12boy writes The New Modern Man:

I hate the conservative glorification of capitalism. Which is such a key part of the left-right dichotemy. Conservatives are supposed to get on the bandwagon of supporting the ultra-rich, “They’re just good hard-working Americans!” while they’re outsourcing our jobs, shipping in illegals to steal our jobs here, promoting women in the workplace to destroy our families, corrupting our food with sugar and GMOs, and many other evil things they do.

He’s absolutely right, and he means corporatism which cuckservatives mislabel capitalism. The current system is not free market capitalism at all, and the conservatives who defend it as such are totally clueless. The current economic system is a total corruption of the free market ideal. Once corporations were created and given the same status as living, breathing people under law, and monopolies became the norm, with the tentacles of each extending into and dominating virtually every important avenue of the economy, it was over for the little guy.

Suddenly, people providing for their families by mixing their labor with the product they produce got replaced by infinitely rich bastards dominating labor through the sheer force of infinitely deep pockets. They got so powerful they took the government out of the hands of We The People.

If corporations were people, they’d be utter sociopaths as they only thing the head of the beast (a CEO) thinks of is how to maximize profit for idle shareholders. This means lowering wages of workers, and obliterating the competition through everything from takeovers to bribing government officials to create barriers to entry into the market.

Maximizing profit for men on the board of directors who do nothing except demand more for them and less for everyone else means ruthlessly pursuing perpetual, infinite growth (Western civilization’s founding ideal according to Spengler) which eventually metastasizes into an economic cancer. The beast ultimately kills itself because it can’t continuously cut wages for workers, and expect them to produce more each year (ignoring the fact workers are human beings with limits and not profit producing machines) and yet at the same time expect them to lavish money on luxury and spend more purchasing its products.

Saiga12boy continues, with an apt analysis of how the corporate system (which is diametrically opposed to true, free market capitalism) is actually morphing into a Communist system as heads of corporations and government officials are in bed with each other and play a game of musical chairs as they rotate into and out of the public and private sectors:

We’re supposed to be against the evil commies and be glad we won the Civil War when In reality our rich overlords decided that we should accept all the social policies of Communism and instead of using it in an attempt to benefit the people as a whole, should be used to make them richer than they were before.

Preach on.

Conservatives need to stop kissing wealthy ass.

Indeed, the current American socioeconomic system of oligarchy closely resembles Communism in that yes, technically there is “private” ownership, but the means of production are in the hands of so few individuals and there is such collusion with the government what we actually have is Communism by any other name.

Rather than the State owning the means of production outright, the people who own the politicians also own the means of production. Here at TNMM, we call it the corporate-government complex.

If you want a level economic playing field, corporations (monopolies by any other name) must go. Cuckservatives won’t like that one bit.

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Stories from the Road: Greetings from Ohio


My adventures in a Freightliner Cascadia

As many regular readers know, it’s truck driving season for me. I’ve decided to spend the warm part of the year pumping and dumping the American economy as I drive an 18-wheeler coast to coast to refill my bank account for the year’s international endeavors. When cold weather sets in my happy ass will return to the tropics, surrounded by sexy black, brown, and Asian chicks.

Speaking of international endeavors, here’s my theme song. This is more than a song and music video. I live the lyrics of this song when I’m not making money. I especially like the shout out Pitbull gives to the DR, my adoptive home.

Earning the Money to Live Abroad Part-Time

Here’s an update for those following this trailblazing mission to design a life plan for those who want to escape the clutches of corporate slavery.

The plan is work hard 6 months a year, save and invest, and spend the other 6 months abroad. Living in the truck means no living expenses beyond what I eat. So, it’s a way to save nearly 100% of what I earn since I got myself out of debt years ago. So far, it’s working out great as I spent March in Asia and the Caribbean. That was just the warm-up.

I’ve adjusted to living inside the truck, and consider it an extended camping trip. There’s a bunk bed in the back, I have a fridge and plenty of canned goods and fresh veggies. (Fuck eating out, it’s a colossal waste of money for bad, ersatz food. I eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner on $5 a day.) A MiFi box keeps me entertained and informed. I gave up TV nearly 18 months ago after working in the news business 15 years, and I do not miss it.

Trucking is very tough. The biggest asset I’ve found is patience. It’s extremely easy to fuck up royally when a man is driving a 70-feet long, 80,000 pound monstrosity down the highway, or making tight turns in the city. But it’s satisfying in a way practicing sophistry, playing the game, and kissing ass in the everybody is out for themselves media world can never be for a real man.

I spent most of last week in Georgia, and was assigned a load that brought me nearly 600 miles north to Ohio. In the past few months I’ve been to Los Angeles, Portland, Seattle, Las Vegas, Denver, Cheyenne, Phoenix, Dallas, Chicago, New York, Atlanta, Pittsburgh, and almost everywhere in between.

I am beginning to realize the wisdom behind George Carlin’s statement that the U.S. is  a coast to coast shopping mall. The one unrelieved feature of the entire country is how bland and monotonously the same most towns are. Sure, some are prettier than others, and some have landmarks that others don’t have. But at the core, they’re all filled to the brim with McDonald’s, Fivebucks (what I call Starbucks), and other bland national brands.

There’s no character, and there’s no culture. Homogenized is a word that comes to mind. Everywhere I go I see looks of despair and disappointment in usually overweight people’s faces. The reality of the USA definitely does not fit the glossy image it broadcasts to the world.

I’m also seeing what a police state really is as everywhere I go police are pulling over motorists left and right for minor infractions. The pigs are truly bearing down on John and Jane Q. Taxpayer. I become enraged every time I see the pigs filching someone.

That’s it for now. Further updates as this adventure continues. The bottom line is I believe a life of working a man’s ass off half the time and partying like a demigod the other half of the time is within reach of many men who are sick to death of Anglo America and its Puritan, sexually repressed and overworked disposition.

A book is in the works, detailing everything sometime this winter.

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The Freak Show That is Online Dating in America

Hot Summer Forecast For The UK

Don’t even message me unless you are 6’4″ and make six figures!

Entitlement runs deep in Anglo America.

Install a couple of dating apps on your phone and take a look at the dating pool. Half the women on an app like POF or Badoo are obese. Most (including the fatties) make up stupid rules and throw out hoops for thirsty Betas to jump through. Almost all of them have an attitude, as if they possess something truly remarkable to dangle over men’s heads: a vagina. Wow!

Then, peruse the profiles. Get ready for an overdose of pablum like this as women boldly state what they demand from you inferior males.

  • No time for BS.
  • Don’t message me looking for sex.
  • Here are my rules.
  • I don’t like most guys, but…
  • I love to laugh. (Who doesn’t?)

Contrast this with the dating scene in virtually any other country. Women simply don’t act this way. They have class and charm, even if we all know in the back of our minds it’s only because that behavior is foisted upon them by their culture.

Culture, or lack thereof, what’s to blame for the abysmal dating scene in Anglo world. We’ve written about rampant Puritanism morphing into feminism and other social pathologies in modern times. Look up my article detailing that for the downlow of how that culture screwed men.

Since the social fabric of the nation has been atomized by everything from feminism to wage slavery and a work obsession that consumes virtually every moment of life, more people than ever are using dating apps. One reporter writes:

15% of Americans have used online dating websites or mobile applications, according to Pew Research Center. Usage by college students, primarily ages 18 to 24, has tripled in the past three years, and usage by Americans ages 55 to 64 has doubled.

That figure of 15% seems like a low estimate. People have no other way to meet each other in a culture that does nothing but mindlessly work, eat out, and consume material items. There’s no dancing at night as there is in the innumerable discotecas in Latin America. There’s the threat of DUI if one goes out to a bar and drinks. Women, quite frankly, act like total bitches in Anglo America. So, they’re unapproachable for most men at the supermarket or elsewhere. (That’s just not the case with women everywhere else I travel.)

But, let’s say you do get a date from one of the dating apps. It’s on to the dinnerview, where your catch of the day (more like your catfish) puts you through more rigorous testing. The Maverick Traveler touches on a theme that is quite common in this declining culture: The Competitive Conversation. Or what he calls The Culture of Endless Discussion and Debate.

Can you imagine sitting across the table at a bar from a sexy Brazilian or Colombian or Russian girl and having a rather serious and formal conversation about some sexual topic? Of course not. You’re a man. She’s a woman. It’s been established that you both like each other. You’re not on some public talk show on primetime TV. So, why keep it politically correct and continue discussing the pros and cons of some mundane topic?

Ha. That’s very true. I’ve never had to do a dinnerview with a foreign girl, or act like we are discussing matters on Oprah in Latin America or Asia. The entire premise of dating to relax and enjoy one another’s company has been lost in America. Much like the competitive conversation, the object has become not talking to enjoy the discussion, but to see who can dominate the other person.

Dating is much the same way. It’s about who can “win” the relationship.

When a man enters the world of online dating, he can expect even the most homely chicks to throw an outrageous list of demands at him and offer virtually nothing in return. Why do they act like this? My personal experience has convinced me its because there are hordes of supplicating men out there willing to do all those things for female entertainment. They just expect men to be weak and yield to their demands.

I met a stripper not long ago who told me of a Beta who was PAYING FOR HER $10,000 SURGERY just because she is fucking the guy. Holy hell. We are in a lot of trouble with these thirsty, thirsty Betas. I got her number that night and tapped for free what he’s paying for. LOLOLOLOL.

So, I told you all that to tell you this. Online dating is terrible in America. But if a man comports himself with enough class yet assholery and knows how to show off “interesting” photos, he will get some action online. I’ve had women with the laundry lists of demands sending me sexy pics after only a few minutes of conversation.

But, every time I’m home, I’m reminded of why I wanted to leave so bad every time I swipe left or right. This isn’t a culture anymore. I don’t know what it is other than a freak show.

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