Category Archives: The Marriage Trap

The Frivorce Court Lottery Strikes Again: Godfather Actor Must Pay $8,000 a Month to Ex

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$5,000 a month for her? WTF?

At this humble outpost for men, it’s often said that marriage is just legalized prostitution. Here’s how it works. Women expect to be paid for services rendered, i.e. use of the Golden Vagina whether it’s a prostitute turning tricks on the street corner or an ex-wife who goes through the dissimulation of marriage before calling her lawyer and cashing in on the divorce court lottery.

Every woman has her price.

Unfortunately for legendary Godfather actor James Caan, the price for his ex-battleaxe is going to be extremely steep when her lawyers and the vagina-worshipping, lawyer ruled court system get done with him. The Daily Mail reports:

James will be responsible for paying Linda $5,000 a month until she remarries or one of them passes away.

I wouldn’t give you $5,000 to hit every hole this woman has got and have her serve me breakfast in bed the morning after. As a man who has been living quite happily on $500 a month abroad, I can promise you I hit better quality ass than this broad every day of the week. I guarantee the twenty-something foreign hotties I deal with are much more pleasant to be around than this high-maintenance granny, too.

What makes this case even more disgraceful is that this legendary actor is being forced to do work in bad movies, tarnishing his legacy in order to keep up with the payments that resulted from his court-ordered indentured servitude. The gynocentric media didn’t like Caan saying anything about his legacy being threatened. Check out the snippy tone in The Daily Mail:

Perhaps the most striking claim in the documents is that Caan feels the money issues are forcing him to take sub-par roles in order to keep up financially.

Ooooh, I guess he really stepped out of line, there. See, you have to smile as you’re being divorce raped.

By the way, what ever happened to the Don’t Need a Man™ mantra of feminists? It seems they DO need men, at least when time comes to settle up for sexual services rendered at the end of a relationship or marriage. Well, they need his finances.

Evidence is mounting women never actually love men as much as they love male social status, financial status, and power, as detailed in a previous TNMM article on the subject: Can a Woman Love a Man?

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Another legendary actor gets cleaned out by the Anglo-American frivorce court system

The Frivorce Court Lottery

So just how much in total will Caan’s post-expiration date granny be winning from the Frivorce Court Lottery when he is turned upside down and shaken by the court system?

The 76-year-old Godfather actor reportedly must pay $400,000 in retroactive spousal support and child support, a sum which will also cover their joint assets. In addition, the Hollywood legend will pay $3,124 per month in child support until son Jacob, 18, finishes high school next year.

What makes the excesses of this system worse is the fact a man must continue to make payments even if he becomes disabled or is unable to maintain his income. Now we know at least one plausible explanation as to why legendary actor Robin Williams offed himself after being cleaned out and enslaved by the same farce.

As reported by The Washington Times in a separate article on such abuses of the court system, those of the same type as the Caan case:

Alimony reform is sought in many states because it can result in grotesque financial abuses: Hefty payments can be ordered for life — even if a marriage was brief — and can be hard to change or terminate even when the payer loses a job, falls ill or reaches retirement age and end of a salary.

Shakespeare must have written “Kill all the lawyers!” for a reason. The family law book has been extensively expanded in the last 50 years, in a way that benefits women and lawyers and filches men.

Family law has been intentionally grown into a lengthy, complex process that forces divorcing couples to hire experts to get them through it — and this has given rise to a lucrative, $50 billion-a-year industry.

So, what does Caan get to keep? It’s definitely not his dignity or testicles. As reported by gossip rag TMZ:

He gets to walk away with most of his fine art pieces… some worth tens of thousands of dollars a piece. He’ll even get to keep his prized horse. Head intact.

Still want to get married someday?

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Heeding the Warning of The Married Beta Male Stare of Despair

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While princess gossips on the phone, one poor bastard realizes the trap he’s gotten himself into – the marriage trap

The 2015 film The Life of an Unhappily Married Man got the look right. That’s it, that’s it right there. Have you seen it among your friends? It’s what I call the Married Beta Male Stare of Despair. Beer in hand, he looks on, completely emasculated as his gleeful wife knows she has a meal ticket in hand and thanks to our wonderful legal system, can do pretty much whatever she wants to him short of murder and get by with it. Nay, be cheered on by a male-hating society.

Once the Predatory Female has a man’s balls in a legal vice grip, no matter what happens she will walk away with cash and prizes. She can talk about being a Strong, Independent Woman™ until she’s blue in the face, yet we all know she will never, ever turn down a large divorce settlement. What a paradox.

Other examples of the Stare of Despair: As someone snaps a photo of the “happy” couple, the wife is happy in her new dress and perhaps standing in front of some new crap she bought and wants to show off in the photo, but the husband has a deeply troubled look on his face. Or, in moments of solitude the husband looks as if someone has been pissing in his Cheerios every morning of his life since he said those fateful, life-ending words, “I do.” If I’ve seen it once, I’ve seen it a thousand times. Usually among married couples who are friends of mine on Fakebook.

Just by looking at his face, one can see the weight hubby has upon him by virtue being saddled with the baggage of powering a materialistic lifestyle for wifey. He seems to be asking himself questions like: What have I gotten myself into? How the fuck am I supposed to pay for all this? Why can’t I ever satisfy her? Will she ever stop making so many demands? She doesn’t need all this crap I have to buy! What kind of creature can walk around bleeding for five to seven days and survive?

The smarter ones will be asking themselves questions like: How do I get out of this mess? If I fake my own death, can I get away from her and start a new life? If I put all my money in an offshore bank account under an assumed name, can I survive divorce?

At once, a Red Pill man feels sorry for the poor Beta bastard but at the same time realizes most of these guys are beyond redemption. Try to put an original thought in their head and a lifetime of cultural programming and brainwashing will make them lash out at you with the most incredible mental acrobatics as they voluntarily continue the life of a slave. Many won’t learn their lesson until they get put through the divorce meat grinder. Even then, once they’ve been stripped of their pride and their fortunes many men will still seek out another predatory female and let the new wife clean them out just like the old wife did. Just call it an unfortunate circumstance of nature. Many men have been programmed with the proclivity to become disposable meal tickets.

Not me.

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The look of submission as the husband bows his head and reads the newspaper, caving to wifey’s increasingly ridiculous demands

Hopeless, And Sexless

Beyond becoming hopeless, most men get married with the mistaken notion that it will guarantee them a lifetime supply of sex. As we will see, this is unfortunately not the case even though women definitely use marriage as little more than a front for legalized prostitution. What’s worse, the young, nubile thing you’ve married will be losing her SMV at an ever-increasing pace as she ages. After all, men age like wine and women age like milk.

A photo of a happy married couple (at least a year into their marriage, and in which the emotions aren’t being faked for the camera) is as rare as gold-pressed latinum. Once the female has the submission of the Beta male legalized on a piece of paper and knows she controls his destiny, she can proceed to live out her materialistic fantasies without a wit as to the financial, physical and emotional stress she is causing her new provider slave. What does her husband get for his participation? The bill. And utter hopelessness about his situation. As an added insult to injury, sex, and the quality of it, decreases after marriage.

A highly respected University of Chicago study found that, while the frequency of intercourse decreases by over 700%  between the ages of 20 and 70 among the general populace, among the married the decline is even more striking. Even among couples who rate their marriages as very happy and say they are still in love, frequency of intercourse declines. In another survey, 60% of couples stated that marriage had “completely ruined the excitement of having sex.”

Meantime, the vagabonds of society like me – chastised and loathed by bitter Betas and opportunistic females alike for being single and living a swinging lifestyle banging the 20 year olds Betas secretly wish they could have and that older women are jealous of – are happy swapping out sex partners almost as often as we change underwear. After all, variety in women is the spice of a heterosexual man’s life. Louann Brizendine’s book The Female Brain knows, paraphrased by a blogger:

Men are evolutionary designed for having sexual variety. They simply have a powerful HORMONAL drive to have many partners. Sexual involvement does not include in many cases emotional attachment and connection from man’s point of view.

Notice how easy some women speak negatively about male sexual drive. Particularly when a man is in a relationship. The same way someone who never had hunger can’t understand what a starving person might be feeling. Their craving for food may seem unnatural and “over-the-top”. The only advice men hear – shame on you, suppress it, it’s easy. Blaming men for their strong sexual drive will not bring any woman far. Only understanding and eventual acceptance will.

If a man does not satisfy his need for having more than one sexual partner – his interest towards his wife/girlfriend will gradually decrease. No amount of so-called “relationship advice” such as wife wearing sexy lingerie, having sex in unusual places, etc. will help to solve this issue.

In other words, men crave sexual variety, and marriage destroys sexual variety inasmuch as it destroys other things that make men happy – freedom, minimalism and not materialism, and control over their lives.

So, the Stare of Despair also reflects a longing for some “strange” that most married men will never realize once they’ve become the legal property of a female. (Incidentally, bringing up strange also brings up an opportunity for a teachable moment. When women cheat, it’s an attack on their partner. When men cheat, it’s because we are genetically programmed to seek out and plunder strange. Men with our characteristics survived nature’s and the female’s shit tests for a reason. Our ancestors spread their seed far and wide. Modern men still have those instincts. If women want men to stop having those instincts, they should stop being manipulative and cunning and give men guarantees of paternity and fidelity. That is not likely to happen, so our philandering is not likely to go away. Nice guys who attach themselves to females in a sexual jungle most certainly finish last. Only when female sexuality is tightly controlled – no pun intended – do Beta males flourish.)

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Al Bundy is another great example of the Married Beta Male Stare of Despair

But putting that all aside, instead of falling into the trap today’s men should realize that until the current legal system is set afire and begun anew, marriage has no benefit for men. Want kids? She can take them away on a whim. Want to “do the right thing” and get married? You are literally gambling your entire financial future and freedom on an emotional and disloyal creature, not a rational one.

Have you seen the Stare of Despair among your friends and family? To me, it is one of the most convincing warnings against getting married there is. Just look at men who are married? Are the happy? Or are the miserable. Are they trying to hide their misery? That said, 1 in 10 married men may actually be clueless enough (or even more rarely, dominant enough) to have a happy marriage.

But the risks of being miserable are far higher than those of being happy. I don’t want to look like a totally defeated, married guy like Al Bundy in a few short years. (Many men also gain weight and become pudgy motherfuckers with no incentive to take care of themselves, or give a damn about their lives anymore.) Make sure to show the unhappy faces of married men you know to other potential meal tickets before they make the biggest mistake of their lives and sign on the dotted line of a marriage certificate. If even one heeds the warning, you will have performed a public service of incalculable value.

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