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Paging Dr. Freud, Your Penis Envy Theory Is Once Again Verified


Yet more evidence American women want to be just like men instead of just like women – new plastic penis equivalents allow YouGoGrrls to pee standing up

If ever there was any doubt about the validity of Freud’s Penis Envy theory – beyond the fact it has been one of the driving forces behind a consumer economy for a century and Western women routinely try to act like, compete with, and displace men from their roles in society – here’s unmistakable confirmation.


K-selected white women struggle the most with their femininity – no surprise they’re featured in advertising for the product

In an androgynous twist on the YouGoGrrl™ mantra, there’s a company now making it possible for women to pee as if they had their own penis. The Go Girl promises to free women from taking life sitting down. Now, instead of popping a squat they can stand up and pee. Take that, evil men!

Unsurprisingly, it’s a white girl trying on her new appendage in the promotional photo. Anglo women were the genesis of today’s rabid feminism, after all, and are the most vocal haters of men out there among the world’s major cultures. They’re also the most ashamed of anything traditionally associated with being female, so a plastic pee pee is a natural fit for them.

Think it’s just a fringe device? Wrong. Walmart, the nation’s biggest retailer sells them for under $10 and it’s rated 4 out of 5 stars by women who have bought them on the company’s web site.

For those unacquainted with Freud’s theory, here’s a little background:

In a 1933 lecture simply titled “Femininity,” Freud said that women become envious of penises at a young age, when they realize boys derive more sexual pleasure from their penises than girls do from their own sexual organs. Freud said this penis envy grows over time and manifests in a daughter’s love for her father and the desire to give birth to a son, because those are as close as a woman can get to having a penis of her own.

Since Anglo women no longer give birth in numbers sufficient to sustain the population, the last sentence of the above paragraph can be revised. Now a Go Girl is the closest a YouGoGrrl can get to having a penis of her own, rather than a pesky son who would only take away from her ability to spend lavishly. That is, without having a dick physically sewn on at a genital mutilator/sex change doctor.

It’s a topsy-turvy world with all this social engineering.

An already androgynous America just got a little more confusing as women are not only embarrassed to be maternal, feminine, and kind in the 21st century, they’re now making strides towards having their very own penis. And men are encouraged to sit down instead of  standing up when they go potty.

Plastic penises like the Go Girl help promote the androgyny agenda as forces are already at work to completely eliminate primary and secondary sexual characteristics in the West, turning us all into sexless pods.

Arguments about hygiene – i.e. not having to sit down on a toilet seat are immediately dismissable as women who use this product are carrying around plastic soaked in urine in their pocketbooks, man bags, or whatever else they’re using as a tote for the device. Either that or they’re dropping ten bucks every time they take a piss and creating an inordinate amount of environmental waste, proving our “women are consummate materialists and environmental destroyers” hypothesis correct.

What a fucked up society. See why I left? And don’t want to come back.

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Netflix Star Brags About Killing Her Offspring, Proves Manosphere Talking Points Correct

Chelsea Handler illustrates several important Red Pill principles including Alpha Fux, Beta Bux and Hamster Rationalizations all in one article!

Chelsea Handler illustrates several important Red Pill principles including Alpha Fux, Beta Bux, Women Age Like Milk, and Hamster Rationalizations all in one article!

Chelsea Handler, who plays pretend for a living, recently bragged about killing two unborn children via abortion in a Playboy essay. Predictably, like many white women in the 21st century she has no children of her own and the sand has run out of her biological hourglass. The liberal press celebrated her as an awesome role model for young women and a symbol of female empowerment. YouGoGrrl! In reality, she is a case study in proving correct many of the themes discussed about on truth-seeking Red Pill blogs like this one. Rather than claim responsibility for her behavior, as women often do, she projects the blame of her irresponsibility onto others. In this case, her parents made her get pregnant and have not one but two abortions back to back. Chelsea recounts the experience with some hamster wheel spinning.

I hated my parents and I was having unprotected sex with my boyfriend.

She then talks about how relieved she was once her babies were dead, sucked out of her womb through a vacuum hose or otherwise dismembered so she wouldn’t have to live with the consequences of her sexual irresponsibility.

And when it was over, I was relieved in every possible way.

Despite having adoption, one of the most generous welfare states the planet has ever known, child support, and other government gibsmedats at her disposal, she lives up to the solipsistic “it’s all about me” mantra that is the norm in today’s statistically sterile Anglo society.

I’m grateful that I came to my senses and was able to get an abortion legally without risking my health or bankrupting myself or my family.

Money and materialism are the obsessions of the modern American woman, after all. Chelsea’s personal experience with Alpha fux, Hamster rationalizations, and blame projection aside, she then goes on to politicize the abortion issue which is why this case needs to be taken to task.

It’s infuriating to hear politicians make bogus promises about overturning this ruling that has protected us for more than 40 years. I don’t buy that Roe v. Wade is in danger.

You know what else is infuriating, Chelsea? Hearing this pablum spoonfed into the heads of young girls not by virtue of the fact your arguments make sense, but because you are a marionette who is good at acting like someone else in front of a television camera. It’s infuriating that another human being (in this case two) had to be destroyed because you were pissed off at your parents. It’s infuriating you think the law should be more about protecting you than the little human being you created by being a whore. It’s infuriating that this attitude is causing the demographic suicide of your own tribe.

Handler even links the right to kill a defenseless human being, who was created because of her own sexual depravity to racism and sexism. As we all know, “-isms” of every type are to blame for all the ills in the world to deranged leftists.

As she smacks face first into The Wall, predictably, she now offers an olive branch to the Beta males of society. At age 40, she told People magazine she’s finally ready to get married. Hahahahahahahaha.

Great guys exist. They may not be in the package you think you like, and they may not come when you feel you deserve them the most, but they’re there. I believe it.

Her used up anatomy – that she gave away so freely when she was young – can now be purchased by a suitor for the right price. Of course, the poor bastard that falls for this ruse may end up like Johnny Depp, who is paying millions in a frivorce rape settlement.

Now that The Wall is exacting its revenge, Handler seems more open to the prospect of Beta $$$$

Now that The Wall is exacting its revenge, Handler seems more open to the prospect of Beta $$$$


It seems the public is growing tired of women killing their offspring, bragging about it, playing the victim when their own piss-poor decisions get them in a jam, then Hamster Rationalizing the whole thing for a nudity magazine. This type of game doesn’t work anymore, feminists. Check out the top-rated comments from a news article highlighting Handler giving young girls the message that it’s okay to go out, fuck around because you are mad at your parents, then have the resulting pregnancy sucked down a tube and the heartbeat of the little person inside you stopped because you’re a Strong, Independent Woman™! And racism and sexism! Yeah!

This was the top rated comment with 1911 up votes at press time.

You must be so proud. You have mentioned this in countless other articles. I respect our rights as women, but I would never go around telling how many abortions I had because of being sexually irresponsible.

Following with 1613 up votes was this zinger.

Attention seeker. Can’t stand this woman.

And, it’s always enjoyable to see the moment the Rationals chime in on any online discussion.

Oh Chelsea – that is the worst excuse for abortion that I ever heard. if you were truly exercising control over your body you would have been using birth control.

And here’s a little common sense advice Chelsea neglected in her celebration of degeneracy and murder.

Wow, is she irresponsible or what? Ever heard of a condom?

For those who still believe abortion is not murder, it’s recommended you click on over to this article we ran at TNMM in which an abortion doctor illustrates the procedures, and explains why he’s no longer willing to help women kill their offspring to clean up messes in their lives. You either believe in the sanctity of life, or you don’t. Obviously, Chelsea doesn’t because it was more important to her to be able to be pissed at her parents and do what she wanted while riding the cock carousel.

Chelsea represents everything wrong with modern Anglo women, from Hamster rationalizing the death of unborn children right down to her burned up hair and use of the infamous “isms” to deflect any notion of personal responsibility. What? We’re supposed to feel sorry for her? Any man ready to take on this walking pile of human wreckage as she passes her expiration date?

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