Robotic Blowjob Cafes: The Anglosphere Just Gets Weirder and Weirder When It Comes to Sex


Will sex robots break the female monopoly on being sexual gatekeepers?

You can go to jail for fucking a willing adult female and leaving a $100 bill on the nightstand in Anglo America. But in Anglo Europe, it will soon be just fine to drop your load into a sex robot and pay the owner of a blowjob cafe $80 for the pleasure of doing so.

For many men, women have become so unpleasant to deal with robots are becoming more appealing than the real thing. There’s already talk that sex robots may replace prostitutes in both nations. Business Insider dug up a law professor named John Danaher who told them:

The displacement hypothesis says sex robots will eventually push human sex workers out of a job. It’s served by two other ideas called “the transference thesis” and “the advantages thesis.”

The transference thesis argues that people will successfully be able to project their sexual desires onto robots, or as Danaher puts it, “the fact that there is demand for the former suggests that there will also be demand for the latter.”

The second leg of the displacement hypothesis — the advantages thesis — simply suggests that robots designed for sex work will have advantages over human sex workers. For example, sex robot manufacture is legal in many countries where prostitution is illegal. There are also ethics and health advantages, as sex trafficking and objectification need not be a concern for robots. And as long as sanitation is maintained, STDs would largely not be a concern.

Don’t know about you, but to me there will never be a substitute for the real thing, baby. And by personal experience I know the threat of getting an STD is vastly overblown by those in the Establishment who try to scandalize sex at every turn. I’ve slept with well over 100 women, many of them unprotected, and never had an STD. (Just had a complete medical scan, and I’m clean as a pin. But then I don’t sleep with trash. Most of the time.)

Thankfully I now reside in libertine Latin America, where there’s no shortage of the real thing with feminine women. So, sex robots here are laughable. But in the Anglosphere, the cumulative effects of sexual repression are adding up as both sides of the same Anglo culture coin struggle to find some way to deal with human sexuality. Specifically, male sexuality which is shamed and shunned on both sides of the pond.

Anyway, getting back to the original premise of the story – a blowjob cafe opening in England. The online magazine Minds reports:

Businessman Bradley Charvet, plans to open the ‘blow job cafe’ in Paddington, claiming that robot sex will soon be completely normal.

Charvet goes on to say:

Sex robots will always be pleasing and could even become better at technique because they would be programmable to a person’s need. It’s totally normal to see a new way of using robots and others sex toys to have pleasure.

Sounds great, doesn’t it? Especially for the huge glut of Beta, Gamma and Omega males who have a hard time getting laid in today’s sexual jungle. As usual feminists have to find something, anything wrong with satisfying normal male sexual desires. Even if men are screwing inanimate objects that have nothing to do with real females other than anatomy.


While nothing will ever replace real women for me, it is nice to see feminists already having a meltdown over an inanimate object

The Female Monopoly on Sex Upset

Kathleen Richardson of De Montfort University in the Down Under portion of the Anglosphere in Australia obviously worries the robots will cut into the female monopoly on sex, although she tries to couch her concern with typical feminist flack.

I want people to stop thinking about the word ‘robot’ and think about the word ‘property’, and what we’re being encouraged to do is have relationships with property.

Insert typical feminist boilerplate language. Kathleen goes on:

While we live in a world which still considers women as property, then it’s not too much of a stretch of the imagination to start creating property that looks like women and then encouraging people to have the same sort of relationships.

She’s leading a crusade against sex robots, probably because she knows once men can get their jollies from a sex robot that doesn’t bitch and doesn’t turn them into child support slaves, subpar women in the Anglosphere won’t be able to extract a high price for such a lousy product. The divorce rape racket will be put into serious jeopardy.

Might there finally be a check and balance on unlimited female power when it comes to sex, strange as robots may be?

Incidentally, prostitution is legal in Great Britain and Australia but still verboten in Puritanical, feminazi-dominated America. A dizzying array of sex laws still plague the uptight nations, moreso in America than England and Australia. Even sex toys are illegal in Alabama (shocking, I know considering the how advanced the state is) and the current governor of Texas tried to ban them in 2007.

However, fudge packing and enshrining fudge packing with marriage is perfectly legal in both states as the elevation of homosexuality and marginalization of heterosexuality continues in America. (FYI, I’m a sexual libertarian. Don’t care what people do to pleasure themselves as long as they leave children out of it.)

No doubt, future historians will have a field day dissecting our current malaise as something as simple and natural as sex has been – pardon the pun – fucked up by our culture. But, let’s look on the bright side. At least women will soon have some competition.

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  • In the mind of prudes and people who don’t fuck a lot “disease” is as common as crashes were in the pioneering days of aviation. Yet this is all overblown, I’ve fucked over a hundred whores and have never gotten any “disease.” Just another scare tactic by the anglobitch to turn you down for sex. They take a strange African monkey blood disease you only catch by letting a man ejaculate into your ass who also lets many men ejaculate into his ass and use it to scare ordinary heterosexuals to the point where some guy runs out and anxiously gets tested when the rubber breaks (so he says on the internet, my bet is he just doesn’t want admit he didn’t use one) as if Sally the Homecoming Queen in Smallville Kansas is actually going to give you the aids. Thanks to the Anglobitch, liberal, and deceptive queer activists, straight sex is now like having fucking surgery with all the damn latex for chrisake. They can’t tell you the truth, if your not shooting drugs or letting queers ejaculate in your rectum your not going to get aids.

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  • What interesting times we live in. I’d love to see how this technology changes the landscape between men and women. No doubt that many men will go the way of Japan and become herbivores, but will there be some positive blowback? With many men dropping out of the marketplace, will this drive women to up their game in order to land a man? If the laws of supply and demand are to be believed, I would say so.

    Now if only they can make these sex robots do house chores and make sandwiches…


  • Also,

    If men can only see women as property, shouldn’t ‘going robot’ be considered noble of males?

    Like, “We know we’re shallow. So we’ve decided to cut to the chase and just use robots sexually. That way no one gets hurt. No more deception. We’re not capable of commitment so we’ll just do this. Everyone is better off this way.”

    Also, why would any woman care? We’re not good enough for you anyway, right? So what does it matter if we relieve ourselves with some robot? There are no good men, right? So why would women care? You don’t need us anyway, right?

    How many full decades did women think they could spend constantly insulting males without the market capitalizing on it?

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  • Kathleen the Feminist;

    ———–“I want people to stop thinking about the word ‘robot’ and think about the word ‘property’, and what we’re being encouraged to do is have relationships with property. While we live in a world which still considers women as property, then it’s not too much of a stretch of the imagination to start creating property that looks like women and then encouraging people to have the same sort of relationships.”——–

    Classic projection. It’s males’ earning potential that is the property. Kathleen. It’s males who still want sex and relationships. It’s women who have turned men into disposable mules (property, iow).

    But I have to give credit to her hamster on that one. The situation is that inanimate objects can beat out real women. That’s how low-quality Anglo women have become. But instead of thinking; “Uh..there are machines that are better than us. We better step up our game a little bit.” She hamsters it into a male-bashing moment. No, Kathleen. It’s just that Anglo women have become so value-less and monstrous that men are more than ready to explore this option, weird as it is.

    It reminds me of the mail-order bride days or men going to the third world in general. Women immediately turned that into a male-bashing opportunity. But shouldn’t they instead have thought; “Wow. Guys would rather have a stranger delivered to their doorstep than deal with us. Maybe we should step up our game a little.” Or, “Wow. Guys are willing to go off and risk the death and violence of the third world rather than deal with us. Maybe we need to step it up a little.”

    Yeah, nah. Just bash the males over it.

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  • I’ve noticed a trend in the west. Instead of curing the cancer, you put a band aid on it.

    People are too distracted to drive? Self driving cars.

    People too stupid to pass school? Fuck it, everyone passes.

    Guys too beta/omega to fuck girls? Sex robots.

    Lets be honest, the average young woman in the US/Europe isn’t worth more than a fuck and chuck anyway, but come on. I’d love to know what incident crossed us into the twilight zone, but we’re there full force.


    • Relampago Furioso

      Totally agree with you. The more time I spend abroad the crazier and more bizarre it seems when I come back to the world’s biggest outdoor shopping mall (the USA) for a visit.


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