Anglo Chicks Have Officially Lost It: English Woman to Marry Chandelier
How deep can the smoldering crater once known as Anglo culture go? We’re finding out as the hole plunges deeper each day. Check out this latest dropped shoe from Breitbart. An English woman is hopelessly in love with a chandelier she calls Lumiere:
A woman has become “engaged” to her favorite chandelier. 33-year-old Amanda Liberty from Leeds, England, reportedly proposed to the chandelier on Valentine’s Day, however she will be “continuing an open relationship with the rest of her collection of 25 chandeliers,” according to Inside Edition.
Granted, Amanda is a homely and porcine individual. And Anglo women are conssumate materialists. But maybe with a gym membership, a makeover, some counseling, and a purging of feminist doctrine from her mind she could land a real, flesh and blood man.
But, wait. Amanda doesn’t swing that way. It seems this will be a lesbian engagement:
“I couldn’t stop thinking about her and how beautiful she was — she has such a beautiful shape, and I could feel really amazing energy coming from her,” she proclaimed. “Although I knew it would be tricky to get her home, I knew I needed to find a way to make her mine.”
Breitbart reader Vail Bilby offered up this criticism of the engagement in the comments section:
That’s not right — Lumiere could not consent and therefore cannot be “married.” Free Lumiere! And get this individual to a psychiatrist — pronto.
Make no mistake, the reason this story came out in on Inside Edition was to continue the agenda of making a mockery out of marriage. Learn to read between the lines and don’t take stories that come out in the media at face value. There’s an agenda behind every story you see.
Women, unless kept under strict control by men and society, inevitably are destroyers of worlds. And their own lives. What further illustration does one need of their insanity?
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