7 Photos That Will Make You Want to Visit Playa Blanca on Isla Barú, Colombia

Hot, friendly babes? Check. Cheap beers? Check. Jetskis for around $30 an hour? Check. Beautiful water? Check. 85 degrees in late December? Check. About the only issue with Playa Blanca, Colombia is peddlers who will constantly be trying to get you to buy things. A firm, practiced “no” handles this problem.

Personally, as I sipped Aguila beers and Caipirinhas I had a hot Colombian chick on one side and a hot Argentinean chick on the other side – entertaining both – I thought to myself this is why I worked so hard in the past year. Life doesn’t get much better than this. The ladies and I decided to share a beach umbrella as the sun is very strong this close to the equator.

So, I had pleasant company all day long.

An added bonus: Colombia is virtually free of fat, lazy, stupid American tourists and prudish, stuck-up Anglobitches. Excellent news for those of us fleeing that culture. Both my new South American friends were impressed I had the balls to come to Colombia alone, as most gringos are terrified of the place.

I told them I’m not your average gringo.

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3 comments

  • Sounds like I need to stop in Colombia on my way back from Peru!

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  • I’m just curious @Relampago Furios, have you reached that level yet where look at everything around you, even those sexy chikas and just scar-face, say “is this it?! it’s all about, Manny….Eating, drinking,fucking, sucking? ”

    I personally think you true happiness is the freedom you feel in your inner self, and how you develop your spirituality and mind as you’re growing up, everything else is either a trail or a bonus, just in different forms

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  • “An added bonus: Colombia is virtually free of fat, lazy, stupid American tourists and prudish, stuck-up Anglobitches. Excellent news for those of us fleeing that culture. Both my new South American friends were impressed I had the balls to come to Colombia alone, as most gringos are terrified of the place.”

    What, a , fucking, RELIEF! Angloskanks were in Jamaica trying to legalize LGBTQP+ intersex dykes and fa66ots, while at the same time criminalizing peer high school relationships if the male is 18 and the female is 17. I’m not sure how society will grow if every fertile male is sent to prison for dating a future wife in high school.
    You’re in a great escape!
    Happy New Year!

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