7 Photos That Will Make You Want to Visit Playa Blanca on Isla Barú, Colombia
Hot, friendly babes? Check. Cheap beers? Check. Jetskis for around $30 an hour? Check. Beautiful water? Check. 85 degrees in late December? Check. About the only issue with Playa Blanca, Colombia is peddlers who will constantly be trying to get you to buy things. A firm, practiced “no” handles this problem.
Personally, as I sipped Aguila beers and Caipirinhas I had a hot Colombian chick on one side and a hot Argentinean chick on the other side – entertaining both – I thought to myself this is why I worked so hard in the past year. Life doesn’t get much better than this. The ladies and I decided to share a beach umbrella as the sun is very strong this close to the equator.
So, I had pleasant company all day long.
An added bonus: Colombia is virtually free of fat, lazy, stupid American tourists and prudish, stuck-up Anglobitches. Excellent news for those of us fleeing that culture. Both my new South American friends were impressed I had the balls to come to Colombia alone, as most gringos are terrified of the place.
I told them I’m not your average gringo.
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