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CNN’s Fake News Narrative Continues to Backfire

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The lush Don Lemon, who we’ve reported on in the past here at TNMM couldn’t take the heat so he had to leave CNN’s fake news kitchen

What a gift the mainstream media gave us when it coined the term “fake news” after the election didn’t go the globalists’ way last fall. We now have a term to beat them over their collective, Marxist heads with since they are the purveyors of fake news.

There is nothing faker than the fake news on the failing alphabet channels.

Laughably, CBS has even started branding themselves “Real News” in a desperate ad campaign intended to salvage a modicum of their sullied credibility.

The latest hilarity involving the “fake news” phrase ensued when CNN’s resident lush Don Lemon, a 15-watt bulb at best, the guy who gets drunk and embarrasses himself every New Year’s Eve, got so upset at a panelist for using the network’s term against him in a debate he had to walk off the set.

Check out this interchange that occurred when the network’s sudden interest in White House travel expenses – intended to portray Trump as an out of touch elitist after 8 years of the press ignoring the Obamas’ exorbitance – went over like a lead balloon:

Don Lemon: “Paris, what do you think?”

Paris Dennard: “I think this is fake news. This is not…this is not a news story.”

Don Lemon: “What about it is fake, Paris? Are we going down this road again?”

Paris Dennard: “Yeah we are! The President is not breaking any laws.”

Don Lemon: “…Please stop with that stupid talking point that this is a fake news story!…”

Paris Dennard: “Don this is a fake news story in my opinion….”

This interchange is epic on so many levels. Not only does the drunk Don Lemon get flustered, but it confirms the mainstream media’s attempt at labeling everything but their propaganda as “fake news” has severely backfired.

Of course, the issue of Trump’s expenses as a resident of the White House is obviously a contrived one, no doubt cooked up at one of CNN’s editorial meetings as they sip Starbucks lattes, invent “news” stories out of whole cloth, and watch the ratings of their network sink to new lows.

In effect, the modern media has become a parody of itself, as nobody is buying the shit they’re selling anymore. The talking heads have become a laughingstock, and everyone seems to know it except them as they put on heirs that they’re still credible and respectable. They think people still believe their propaganda and that their voices matter. That’s how out of touch people like Don Lemon are.

Note to CNN and Don Lemon: You all are a fucking joke to those of us living out here in the real world. But by all means, continue to entertain us with your clown show.

There’s nothing that will be worse to media narcissists than someday realizing their trite opinions don’t matter. Keep giving ’em hell.

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The 2017 Relampago America and World Tour

What could be better for the ZFG awakened man than a year of travel, exploration, and debauchery? Since I defected from the gutless mainstream media, I’ve decided to let it all hang out. This year, I plan on saying “Fuck the world” with a couple of different meanings behind the phrase.

Living in the Caribbean as an expat and dissident fleeing Cultural Marxism and a growing tyranny in America was only the beginning. My latest adventures have taken me to Las Vegas and Seattle as I pump and dump America participating in the economy as the equivalent of a migrant worker, saving up enough money to travel the world the second half of this year.

I’m spending the first half of 2017 driving all across America, visiting everything from brothels to strip clubs to SWPL coffee shops and city parks along the way. Already, I’ve reported first hand from the field on such eclectic topics as:

The second half of the year, my tentative schedule takes me to:

  • Thailand, Laos and Cambodia
  • Uganda
  • Colombia
  • Back to the Caribbean

That will be a total of 4 continents this year: Asia, Africa, South America, and North America. And I’m just getting warmed up. Expect to see photos from my adventures (there’s a new Relampago Furioso Flickr account created just for the occasion) and of course interesting stories.

It’s an adventure I’ve dubbed the 2017 Relampago America and World Tour. If you want to help contribute to making my journey even better, I’ve opened up a Patreon account where I hope to raise about $250 monthly to help cover expenses. I am self-financing most of the journey, and may be the only Emmy-award winning newscaster who holds a valid Class A Commercial Driver’s License (license to drive a big rig) in America. More on that angle soon.

As always, your comments and support are appreciated. It doesn’t take much for a man to live on, and a man who is free of the Anglobitch has the ability to live a world-wandering, sexually fulfilled, awesome life.

Come along for the journey right here at TNMM. Hopefully it will inspire other men to walk off the plantation.

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Get Them While They’re Hot! The New Modern Man’s First eBook Series

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Some new swag for your tablet or phone

Thanks to everyone who supported our first eBook launch. You’ve made this trial run a huge success. More The New Modern Man eBook originals will be coming in the months and years ahead as “the little publishing house that could” gains steam.

Meantime, to show our appreciation our special offer continues.

Just in time for the new year are two new eBooks featuring some of the best of The New Modern Man from 2016. Each book is only $7 on PayPal.

For a limited time, use this link to get both eBooks – 110 pages – for only $10.


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Eye Candy of the Week | February 19, 2017

Hawaiian model Mahina Garcia poses for San Lorenzo Bikinis in these boner-inducing shots from the island chain. She’s a definite hottie, as sweet to look at as the ice cream and donuts she’s modeling with as we admire the female form while remembering the truth about women.

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Have a Drink: Buttery Nipple

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Mmmm…buttery nipples, you know the kind that go in shot glasses

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Some of my best (and worst) drinking stories come from memories of the times I was taking shots with a friend of mine who is the lead singer in a rock band. Just as any man likes real life nipples, most men will enjoy these nipple themed shots. They’re a great way to kick of a Saturday night of debauchery. This recipe is sure to have you licking the…um…shot glass.

  • 1 (1.5 oz.) jigger Beefeater vodka
  • 1 (1.5 oz.) jigger Bailey’s Irish cream liquor
  • 1 (1.5 oz.) jigger Butterscotch Schnapps
  • 1 (1.5 oz.) jigger Kahlua

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Pour in Beefeater, Bailey’s Irish cream, Schnapps and Kahlua. Shake well. Strain into shot glasses and serve.

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