Rel’s Strip Club List
Welcome to my personally tested and reviewed Rel’s Strip Club List. These are the best and worst places I’ve found in my Stateside travels to have fun when inside The Matrix. Coming soon will be my international city guides – where strip clubs are typically the last thing on my mind.
But, strip clubs are about the only legal fun a straight, single man can have in the USA. It’s hit and mostly miss when it comes to good clubs in my experience.
So, why strip clubs when I am in The Matrix? Part of the Going Galt lifestyle is doing whatever the fuck I want to do whenever the fuck I want to do it without regard to what gynocentrism and Beta males say I need to be doing with my life. Partying like it’s 1999 with hot, naked women and taking them home when possible is part of the lifestyle.
So what makes a great strip club in the eyes of Relampago? Clubs only receive 4 and 5 star ratings if there is a good to excellent chance a well-dressed man who practices decent Game and pick-up artistry can take a stripper home with him.
Here’s a starter strip club recommendations list, with more cities and clubs to be added. This guide will be filled in with reviews in early 2017. Have a personal review you’d like to post in addition the list of clubs I’ve personally reviewed? Shoot me an email!
Avoid! The girls aren’t much fun and/or are money hungry.
Meh. Stay home, watch some porn, and save your money.
Good times are hit and miss.
This strip club is bumping!
A certified, hedonistic good time!
- Jaguar’s Gold Club:
- Bella’s Cabaret:
- Catwalk (Full Review):
New Orleans, LA
- Passions (Full Review):
- Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club:
- Southern Exposure:
- Bunny Ranch (Full Review coming January 19, 2017):
Richmond, VA (Full Review)
- Daddy Rabbit’s:
- Paper Moon:
- Pure Pleasure:
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