The hypocrisy of American lawmakers is astounding. Particularly in their neo-Puritan crusades against heterosexuality. Continuing their “Do as I say, not as I do” strategy, a Utah Republican who has been vocal about his opposition to prostitution has admitted to availing himself of the services of a prostitute himself. Rep. Joe Stanard of Utah is the latest man to go down in the unending stream of sex scandals that plague the American cultural landscape.
The story only came to light as his call girl threw him to the wolves by ringing up a mainstream mierda propaganda rag and dishing on the self-righteous Republican.
The Beta, even Omega countenance of the Republican might explain his sexual desperation. But, there’s another side to this story. If a Congressman can’t get laid without using a rent-a-hole, what hope do the masses of working men have? If powerful men are using hookers, isn’t this a testament to the fact an extremely sexually repressed Anglo culture is leaving its men intolerably hard up, high and dry? That Puritan sexual mores should be eased up a bit?
Not in the minds of lawmakers. As corrupt politicians lock the masses into extreme sexual chastity by empowering law enforcement to go round up Johns and hookers, and the power structure genuflects on what models of morality they are – American lawmakers are renting the very whores they outlaw. (Stanard is not the first to do so. There’s Barney Frank, Bob Menendez, Eliot Spitzer, David Vitter and countless others.)
Lawmakers are even ratcheting up penalties for this victimless crime. Further illustrating their cognitive dissonance on the matter, they often use your tax money to pay for whores forbidden by their own laws. There’s that slight detail. From the NY Post:
A Utah lawmaker who voted for tougher penalties for prostitution has resigned amid allegations that he used taxpayer dough to pay for hotel rooms to hook up with an online escort, according to reports.
[Call girl] Brie Taylor [states] former GOP Rep. Jon Stanard paid her $250 for sex twice at the Fairfield Inn in Salt Lake City. Taylor claimed he paid her $250 for each of the one-hour sessions in June and August 2017 during which she said she performed oral sex on him and that they had intercourse.
This is an interesting plot twist, as call girls usually don’t throw their clients under the bus. Is that a new strategy in the ongoing Anglo-American War on Men? Or was she just pissed at his hypocrisy?
Of course, TNMM has absolutely no objections to two willing adults doing whatever they want to pleasure themselves with their own bodies, including sex for hire. But, sanctimonious lawmakers continue hypocritically imposing ever-harsher penalties for the world’s oldest profession:
Last year, Stanard voted in favor of stricter laws on prostitution, including hiking the penalty for soliciting sex to $2,500.
That’s a hefty fine for fucking. Not to mention the public shaming, probable job loss, and criminal record that comes with the so-called crime of having sex and leaving money on the nightstand. Why good, decent American men put up with this state of affairs is anyone’s guess.
Before resigning his office, typical GOP pablum could be found on Stanard’s web site. We’ve all heard this before, even as both parties work to do the opposite:
“I am a strong advocate for conservative family values. I am pro-life, as well as for traditional marriage.”
Wouldn’t things be easier for everyone if the prohibition on sex for hire was lifted? And the 1950s ruse about family values ended if the GOP isn’t practicing it?
Ultimately, this is the problem with politics in modern America. The left wants to run your financial life while the right wants to run your personal life. Ever-diminishing liberty is occurring not as a result of the left vs. the right but the state vs. you.
With so many laws governing so many areas of daily life – even minute details of the sex lives of the citizenry, like how they can pleasure themselves and how they can’t – America has become the epitome of Tacitus’ famous maxim: The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.
In many ways, America is even worse than a banana republic, as banana republics don’t destroy the lives of working men for getting their sexual needs taken care of. Numerous nations don’t bother themselves criminalizing prostitution, and those that do don’t enforce it in the jack-booted thug fashion America does. Not to mention, the nation that markets its “freedom” to the world is actually the world’s biggest prison state, with more men in prison than India and China combined despite having a fraction of those nations’ population. Many men are locked up for petty, nonviolent drug offenses and failure to pay their dues to Anglobitch masters, i.e. for child support and alimony arrears.
So, will Utah taxpayers get their money back? The press asked Utah Speaker of the House Greg Hughes:
Hughes said he didn’t yet know if the House would ask Stanard to return the money, adding that officials had not had any contact from Stanard.
This is where we find ourselves in the War on Sex in America. Even legislators can’t live up to their own self-righteous legislation enforcing a 21st century version of Victorian morality on the public.
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